beware interns: it IS all about Guns n’ Roses (an email exchange)

Coworker: …Let me know if you have questions.

Me: You know, I DO have questions: Why is the sky blue? And what dope designed those vegetable bags that SAY you can ziplock them, but when you try to open them, the whole dang thing just rips to heck? Thank you for asking.

Coworker: Blue sky – It’s blue because “She’s got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rain” in Sweet Child o’ Mine wouldn’t make sense. It’s all about GnR. Vegetable bags – This was done by an intern who has since been killed.

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