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How to Eat Cheetos (and not Ruin Anything)

November 28, 2009

Cheeeeeetos. Is there anything better? Well, I mean, except for Funyuns, sometimes. But truly, nothing edges out Cheetos as my favorite nutritionally-damaging treat. Gawd, they’re wonderful. If you want to eat them with any regularity, you need to follow the Three Cheeto-Eating Rules, which have nothing to do with Mountain Dew chasers (which, paired with [...]

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My Train Kentucky Sneaky Love Poem

November 10, 2009

I found this poem from the Maker on my pillow yesterday; it was folded neatly into a homemade envelope and sealed with a tiny smiley face that had been cut out of masking tape. I Love you so mutch I cant explain Id’e like to rid whith you on a trian Id’e ride to kentucky [...]

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Cat Fight

November 8, 2009

And this, my friends, is why boxers wear gloves. That one dude’s arm is soooo gonna be sore. I also don’t recommend fighting on the stairs. (Special thanks to @brauhze for finding this and thinking of me.)

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Flight Fight Sports

November 5, 2009

It’s Google’s fault. I typed in “fight sports” and they asked, in that oh-so-superior voice, “Did you perhaps mean FLIGHT sports, Hon?” No, you morons. I might misspell Hervé Villechaize but I’ve GOT this one, thanks. Sheez. Anyway, I posted the error to Facebook, and suddenly a Flight Fight meme was born. Matt, the joker, [...]

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The Maker’s “To Do” List

November 3, 2009

And you thought your To Do list was daunting. I just happened to see this floating around the kitchen, and was amazed at the things a 9 year old needs to get done every day. fold close eat tomata eat ornge play computer eat stuf play with friende staring at Isaac & mom I think [...]

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60 Seconds of One Liners

October 17, 2009

60 Seconds of Jokes after Dinner from Lisa Creech Bledsoe on Vimeo. Facebook friends, as usual you’ll need to click through to catch the hilarious one-liners that The First and The Maker tossed off over fudgesicles after dinner last week. I marked my favorite of all these on the vid itself, but you can take [...]

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How Boxing is Better than 11 Other Sports and Hobbies

October 6, 2009

Boxing is like playing underwater chess in a swimming pool filled with sharks. You have to keep moving, it’s hard to concentrate, and you feel like you just can’t get enough air. But I love it anyway, and whenever someone asks me why I can’t take up a more reasonable sport I ask them what [...]

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Bad Bad Poetry

September 25, 2009

Bad poetry in 7th grade is like the plague; it sweeps inevitably through (probably related to poor hygiene) and takes a monstrous toll; the survivors recover, bury the dead, and try to face life once again. This heinous sheet of notebook paper should have been buried to prevent future outbreaks, but my mother kept it, [...]

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Balloon Heads

September 20, 2009

What the hell is going on here? Are they being punished? Are they protesting… something? Whatever it is, it’s almost certainly going to get them into Harvard. I don’t know why, but like Counselor Troi I sense it.

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Men With Mustaches

September 12, 2009

Who doesn’t love a Wack-O-Wax mustache? It’s fun to say, even if you already ate your ‘stache: wack-o-wax, wack-o-wax, wack-o-wax. They are reputedly grape in flavor, but I’m gonna say… um, okay, we can call it “grape.” Sure. But more importantly, Wack-O-Wax’s Mr. Stache goes with every outfit for every occasion! And at 99 cents [...]

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