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My Train Kentucky Sneaky Love Poem

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I found this poem from the Maker on my pillow yesterday; it was folded neatly into a homemade envelope and sealed with a tiny smiley face that had been cut out of masking tape. I Love you so mutch I cant explain Id’e like to rid whith you on a trian Id’e ride to kentucky [...]

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Cat Fight

And this, my friends, is why boxers wear gloves. That one dude’s arm is soooo gonna be sore. I also don’t recommend fighting on the stairs. (Special thanks to @brauhze for finding this and thinking of me.)

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Flight Fight Sports

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It’s Google’s fault. I typed in “fight sports” and they asked, in that oh-so-superior voice, “Did you perhaps mean FLIGHT sports, Hon?” No, you morons. I might misspell Hervé Villechaize but I’ve GOT this one, thanks. Sheez. Anyway, I posted the error to Facebook, and suddenly a Flight Fight meme was born. Matt, the joker, [...]

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The Maker’s “To Do” List

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And you thought your To Do list was daunting. I just happened to see this floating around the kitchen, and was amazed at the things a 9 year old needs to get done every day. fold close eat tomata eat ornge play computer eat stuf play with friende staring at Isaac & mom I think [...]

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60 Seconds of One Liners

60 Seconds of Jokes after Dinner from Lisa Creech Bledsoe on Vimeo. Facebook friends, as usual you’ll need to click through to catch the hilarious one-liners that The First and The Maker tossed off over fudgesicles after dinner last week. I marked my favorite of all these on the vid itself, but you can take [...]

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How Boxing is Better than 11 Other Sports and Hobbies

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Boxing is like playing underwater chess in a swimming pool filled with sharks. You have to keep moving, it’s hard to concentrate, and you feel like you just can’t get enough air. But I love it anyway, and whenever someone asks me why I can’t take up a more reasonable sport I ask them what [...]

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Bad Bad Poetry

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Bad poetry in 7th grade is like the plague; it sweeps inevitably through (probably related to poor hygiene) and takes a monstrous toll; the survivors recover, bury the dead, and try to face life once again. This heinous sheet of notebook paper should have been buried to prevent future outbreaks, but my mother kept it, [...]

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Balloon Heads

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What the hell is going on here? Are they being punished? Are they protesting… something? Whatever it is, it’s almost certainly going to get them into Harvard. I don’t know why, but like Counselor Troi I sense it.

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Men With Mustaches

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Who doesn’t love a Wack-O-Wax mustache? It’s fun to say, even if you already ate your ‘stache: wack-o-wax, wack-o-wax, wack-o-wax. They are reputedly grape in flavor, but I’m gonna say… um, okay, we can call it “grape.” Sure. But more importantly, Wack-O-Wax’s Mr. Stache goes with every outfit for every occasion! And at 99 cents [...]

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Take Your Bop Out

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The Maker was the only one of my three who wanted a pacifier, and in the long tradition of babies and their pacifiers, he called his “bops.” He was happiest with one in his mouth, a backup in his hand, and even more in pockets, or otherwise within reach. When he was old enough to [...]

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