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60 Seconds of One Liners

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60 Seconds of Jokes after Dinner from Lisa Creech Bledsoe on Vimeo.

Facebook friends, as usual you’ll need to click through to catch the hilarious one-liners that The First and The Maker tossed off over fudgesicles after dinner last week. I marked my favorite of all these on the vid itself, but you can take the poll below to tell us which one made you spew your milk.

The Ice was absent during all this frivolity, but he later re-enacted one of my favorite scenes from Lord of the Rings for me and I’ll try to get that edited up for you soon.

Ok, peeps, time to vote for your favorite in the poll below! C’mon, show the boys some luv.

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8 responses to “60 Seconds of One Liners”

October 18, 2009

Sonja Foust

It took me until just now to get the shopping center one. My vote is for the guy who got his left side cut off. 🙂
.-= Sonja Foust´s last blog ..So you’d like to get into the Halloween spirit… =-.

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October 19, 2009

browse

I’m a sucker for the math jokes. 🙂

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1. October 19, 2009
  
  Lisa Creech Bledsoe
  
  I think that means you voted for Sir Cumference (sp?). Here’s one of my FAVORITE math geek jokes; I would embed the image but the dude asks people not to: http://mightywombat.com/oldtoon.php?year=2007&id=297
  
  Click through! Do it!
  
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October 19, 2009

ilinap

Cracking me up.

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October 19, 2009

Sine Botchen

voted for the halloween one.. what software did you use for the video editing? suspecting it’s i-movie or something..

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1. October 20, 2009
  
  Lisa Creech Bledsoe
  
  Little ole iMovie, yep. I wish, I wish, I wish I could climb up on the Final Cut curve. I tried, actually, several times now — even with this footage I tried. But I need personal lessons or something; nothing is intuitive for me.
  
  The Halloween one finally got a vote! I didn’t think anyone was going to get in the… SPIRIT… of it. Hah.
  
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October 27, 2009

Jess

I know… I’m late. But I had to give props to the baseball one because it made me snort. Out loud. Thank heavens only my dog was around to hear it.

Joe hit me with one the other day… it’s a two-liner, but it’s not bad for a three year old.
Q. Why do witches fly on brooms?
A. Because vacuums are too heavy.

Wokka wokka wokka!

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October 28, 2009

lil sis

Okay, I know I missed the official poll but I liked the Halloween one and the Baseball one! I winced and groaned at the Halloween one and the baseball one made me snicker! Enough that Kiara asked what I was laughing about and I had to play it for her……then because of all of the that’s my cousin….and chair scrapping……and Kiley getting in on it all I had to play it a third time! Sinickered then too! Then laughed because when Kiara saw my reaction she fake laughed and then Kiley laughed so as to not be left out!

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