Last night the Husband was watching the first film of the Lord of the Rings set again. I happened to glance over to see the ringwraiths come out of the doors of Barad-dûr.
Me: Man those are some giant doors. I want some doors like that for my next house. (channeling Martha) They’re both practical and decorative
Where do they get doors like that?
The Husband: In the Massive Door section at Home Depot.
Me: Ha. But they won’t fit in your Corolla.