collectively-signed office birthday cards

These are a common corporate challenge. You have to think of something harmless, witty, and inspirational in eight words or less. What I need is some haikus in reserve, because “Happy Birthday!” with a smiley face in the swoop of the Y just doesn’t work. I don’t want to be trite (though I usually am) or snarky (“I have no idea how to talk to someone your age” or “I still haven’t decided why I can’t come to your party”) cause you know, these people aren’t family.

So today I wrote: “Hope you find time for a little craziness on your birthday. Eat your cake with a spork!”

I think my popularity will grow.

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