I Got the Boys Candy Snakes Rather Than Candy Rabbits This Year

I don’t know, I was charmed by their predatory nature. Anyhow, rabbits have been done. Why aren’t there a plethora of chocolate creatures to choose from by now? I want a chocolate meerkat. And just imagine the white/dark chocolate possibilities! Zebras, skunks, killer whales. Little Stevie Wonder/Paul McCartney duos.

My inner child felt pretty smug about the snakes, too. They were vandal-proof. No ears.

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