Who doesn’t love a Wack-O-Wax mustache?
It’s fun to say, even if you already ate your ‘stache: wack-o-wax, wack-o-wax, wack-o-wax. They are reputedly grape in flavor, but I’m gonna say… um, okay, we can call it “grape.” Sure. But more importantly, Wack-O-Wax’s Mr. Stache goes with every outfit for every occasion! And at 99 cents each, they’re something the whole family can enjoy. As you can see from the pleased demeanor of the Ice, the First, and the Maker (left to right).
I think W-O-W is totally going to amp my Halloween juice this year. I plan to give a ‘stache to every damn Disney Princess who comes to the door. I will encourage the little darlings to unwrap their mustaches forthwith and apply immediately.
What’s your fave Halloween candy? Can you also wear it?

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