nice things the Husband says

#87
Me: Did I keep you up all night with my coughing?
The Husband: I didn’t hear a thing.

#48
Me: Can you believe that woman’s outfit? How could she wear a skirt that short in public?
The Husband: What woman?

#103
Me: Whew! Sigourney Weaver is hot in Aliens.
The Husband: She’s pretty, but she’s a little too skinny for me.