I’m sick of the Facebook tagging stuff, I tell you, sick and perishing. Okay, just one more: this time, I’m typing random stuff into Google and letting it forecast what I am about to say.
Lisa is
- cooking
- your birthday
- awesome
- cooking your birthday happy birthday Lisa
- no longer attending the metuchen congregation of jehovah’s witnesses
Im thinking
- tonight of my blue eyes
- its a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images
- about my doorbell
- of a master plan lil wayne
- arbys costume
- about getting metal legs
- about suicide
- of a master plan cause ain’t nothing but sweat inside my hand
- of a master plan snoop
Careful
- with that axe Eugene
Enough with your
- god damn pancakes
- your magical riddles
I though those last two were particularly succinct. Now I’ll put money on the fact that you’re gonna go over there to Google and do it too. Money.