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  • Mosh Pits and Group Hugs: The Ichthus 2011 Report

    Mosh Pits and Group Hugs: The Ichthus 2011 Report

    The First, age 16, just returned from the Ichthus Music Festival in Wilmore, KY.

    Over a hundred bands on more than seven stages, four days running. Approximately one bajillion crazy spectators, mostly unwashed (they do have cold showers there, and there was a trailer where you could pay $3 for a hot shower, but the First did not elect to spend his cash this way, preferring instead to tough it out and get hosed down regularly in the mosh pit; more on that later).

    Having decided to drive home in the middle of the night in order to beat thunderstorms (which relegated all festival-goers to their vans as a result of concert-wide ruling) and the end-of-Ichthus crush to leave, he and his group of friends arrived back at our church near-zombified, but happy.

    He grabbed his gear and slid into the backseat of my car with one of his brothers and sighed happily. “There’s so much room in here,” he commented, stretching out in my little compact. He made the trip up to KY in the back of a 15-passenger van loaded with 15 passengers and their luggage, and rode back in the cab of a small pick-up truck with three passengers (luggage piled in the flatbed).

    They all became quite close.

    I waited interestedly to see if the urgent need for sleep would win out over the desire to give the first festival report.

    “There were some incredible bands,” he summarized, reeling off the names of a dozen or more. “And the mosh action was phenomenal.”

    Ahh, the mosh pits.

    Two years ago I introduced the First and the Ice to mosh pits at Crüefest, their first major concert festival, telling them well in advance to keep away from the front of the stage, and carefully and repeatedly explaining what they should do if they found themselves caught up in a spontanteous mosh.

    I had worried about it so much, and then I was the one who got caught in one up at the Rev Theory stage. Fortunately, only my sunglasses got broken before I could get out.

    I was pleased to learn that moshing may have been somewhat institutionalized since then. Apparently at Ichthus, there are not only rules — you have to have pit hair to get in the pit (clever! disgusting!) — there were also clearly designated areas for moshing. There were also people keeping the area and the moshers hosed down. The First said that was because the lots were gravel, and the hoses were to keep down the dust. But it also cooled off the moshers quite nicely. Probably washed off any blood as well, hah.

    But most notably, the mosh pits had lifeguards! Burly dudes in orange bandannas, who were the first to snatch up people who fell and who also stood as a living barrier between the crown and the moshers.

    This I found truly heartening, no joke.

    I grew up in the era when moshing was invented, and you could get seriously injured in a mosh pit at at Bad Brains or Black Flag concert.

    By the way, I highly recommend the documentary American Hardcore for footage of the early punk rock scene — you can watch the entire film online for free at this link and here’s the trailer, also embedded below, which will give you a good idea of what I mean. The footage that starts about 57 seconds in is forever etched on my brain, and I have always been exceedingly cautious at concerts because of this sort of thing happening during my early concert-going years.

    So while my son related his various experiences in the mosh pits at the hardcore stage, I was incredibly grateful to hear him casually mentioning how well-monitored the pits were, and how, err, safe. Even when the bands themselves screamed for a Wall of Death (here’s a link where you can see the Wall of Death) the kids seemed to all take care of each other.

    I mean, as much as you can “take care” in a mad rush to slam yourself bodily against an oncoming tide of humanity.

    But here’s the interesting thing.

    He mentioned something I’d never heard of before: pre-moshing group hugs. Apparently there was a guy who regularly helped initiate the moshing, and the First said that sometimes, when the pits were full but not yet moving, this guy would gesture wildly to get everyone’s attention, and then throw himself madly at his fellow moshers in a ferocious hug.

    And as if by some predetermined agreement, an all-out, near violent (but nonetheless well-meant!) mass-moshpit hug would occur. In my mind it looks something like the exuberant dogpile you sometimes see in football and other sports, immediately after the team has pulled off an incredible win.

    And after the hug, full-scale moshing.

    I have no idea whether this was something unique to Ichthus (which is technically a Christian music festival) and/or this particular dude, or whether it’s a trend in hardcore mosh pits these days.

    Either way, I kind of like the idea, don’t you?

    Image by Rich Copley, posted on Copius Notes.

  • Pre-Fight Playlist

    Pre-Fight Playlist

    This playlist has a very different mood than the one I made for the Atlanta fight (which I need to post, I know). That one was all revved up and rocking, where for the last-minute exhibition fight with Bonnie I wanted to be calm and unruffled. So I gathered up some of my smoothest grooves and old favorites — the songs that always make me feel good and promise me everything will be okay.

    It looks like a pretty bizarre mix, maybe, but every song on there is better than macaroni and cheese with extra cheese. Sheer comfort food for the heart.

    I call this playlist The Unexpected Bell.

    1. Ace in the Hole / Paul Simon
    2. The Ballad of Curtis Loew / Lynyrd Skynyrd
    3. Birdland / The Manhattan Transfer
    4. Don’t Stop Me Now / Queen
    5. Dream On / Aerosmith
    6. Feel Like Making Love / Bad Company
    7. First Day of My Life / Bright Eyes
    8. Float On / Modest Mouse
    9. Four Brothers / Manhattan Transfer
    10. Girl / Destiny’s Child
    11. Girlshapedlovedrug / Gomez
    12. How the Heart Approaches What it Yearns / Paul Simon
    13. I Can’t Get No Satisfaction / The Rolling Stones
    14. I’ll Be Your Baby Tonight / Bob Dylan
    15. I’mma Shine / YoungBloodZ
    16. It’s Your Thing  / The Isley Brothers
    17. Late in the Evening / Paul Simon
    18. Life is a Highway / Tom Cochrane
    19. Only One / Jeremy Kay
    20. Rock You Hard This Christmas / The Dan Band
    21. Sail On / Commodores
    22. Stuck Inside of Mobile / Bob Dylan
    23. Turn the Page / Metallica

    Image by Celine Nadeau

  • Boxing Playlist

    Boxing Playlist

    I’ve been listening to this one for a long time now. The First made it for me a while back and I slapped it on my Shuffle and BOOM got smacked down by the sound. There’s not much traditional about it (well, Metallica’s Breadfan does make an appearance) but it will definitely get you through your workout.

    Incidentally, the ones with the highest playcount on my Shuffle are Guarded, by Disturbed, and BYOB, by System of a Down. Something’s clearly wrong with me.

    Crank it up, people.

    1. Operation Ground and Pound, Dragonforce
    2. Indestructible, Disturbed
    3. Guarded, Disturbed
    4. Fading Away, Demon Hunter
    5. Duality, Slipknot
    6. Don’t Stay, Linkin Park
    7. Dark Chest of Wonders, Nightwish
    8. Coming Undone, Korn
    9. Breadfan, Metallica
    10. BYOB, System of a Down
    11. Avarice, Disturbed
    12. Pulse of the Maggots, Slipknot
    13. Through Fire and Flames, Dragonforce
    14. Thorns, Demon Hunter
    15. Side of a Bullet, Nickelback
    16. Rawkfist, Thousand Foot Krutch

    Image by Charlie Cravero

  • Power Ballad Love Song Playlist

    Power Ballad Love Song Playlist

    My cool friend @renewabelle has had some interesting jobs. She did a (paid!) stint as a chainsaw-wielding maniac, has some bartending and comedy in her history, and she did a little bit of basement radio station DJ-ing at one point as well. I put together this playlist from one of her audio tracks from those days.

    The list has a “Love and Lack” kind of theme, and many of these bands are big-hair metal rockers from back in the day. I probably have a few of them wrong; I was scribbling notes as I listened and worked. It’s a solid list, although it devolves a bit toward the end, partly because she was taking requests from listeners.

    If you’re looking for some 80’s era power romance ballads, you’ll find some gems on this playlist. The one I’m playing over and over again right now is Fly to the Angels by Slaughter. I’ve embedded a few more in the playlist below. Rock on, dudes.

    Fly to the Angels / Slaughter
    Higher / Firehouse
    Miles Away / Winger
    Waiting for a Girl Like You / Foreigner
    Heaven Isn’t Too Far Away / Warrant
    Fly to the Angels / Slaughter
    Still Loving You / Scorpions
    Heaven & Hell / Black Sabbath
    Only Time Will Tell / Poison
    Every Rose Has It’s Thorn / Bon Jovi
    Don’t Know What You Got Till It’s Gone / Cinderella
    Bringing On the Heartbreak / Def Leppard
    Is This Love / Whitesnake
    House of Pain / Faster Pussycat
    Without You / Hinder
    When I See You Smile / Bad English
    I Won’t Forget You / Poison
    Missing You / John Waite
    Open Arms / Journey
    Don’t Close Your Eyes / Kix
    Love / Def Leppard
    Love of a Lifetime / Firehouse
    More Than Words / Extreme
    Sometimes She Cries / Warrant
    It’s an All Night Thing / Temple of the Dog

  • Arse-Kicking Playlist

    This just in, via @renewabelle, a woman who knows how to bring some tuneage. Since she made and delivered this list through iTunes (I didn’t expect y’all to actually PURCHASE me tunes, only suggest them, but this is freakalicious, thank you very much) we learned that iTunes will tell you if the other person has those tracks already. BUT. They forgot to count my vinyl, their bad.

    Thanks, Renewabelle! I’ve chipped the stain off my desk from drumming on it with my pens.

    Boom / P.O.D.
    Ace of Spades / Motörhead
    I’m Shipping Up to Boston / Dropkick Murphys
    Year of tha Boomerang / Rage Against the Machine
    You’ve Got Another Thing Coming (Live) / Judas Priest
    Remember the Name (Non-PA Version) / Fort Minor (Featuring Styles of Beyond)
    New Noise / Refused
    Panama / Van Halen
    Breathe / Fabolous
    Hair of the Dog / Nazareth
    Best of You / Foo Fighters
    Cherry Bomb / The Runaways
    Proxima Centauri / At the Drive-In
    I Just Want to Celebrate / Rare Earth
    Let’s Go / Trick Daddy
    Hip Hop Is Dead / Nas featuring Will.I.Am

  • 7 Sports and Hobbies that are Better than Boxing

    7 Sports and Hobbies that are Better than Boxing

    Ok, so I did the post about how boxing is better than 11 other sports and hobbies, and I promised to work it the the other way around, too, and several of you rose to the challenge and contributed the material. So I hereby present to you seven (and one honorable mention) sports and hobbies that are better than boxing.

    1. Fencing
    It’s like boxing, only with deadly weapons. Thanks go to @theofficetroll / Mark Scrudder, who also says masks are for wusses. Mark, you are so on the money here. It’s hard to beat fighting with swords. Unless it’s fighting with sticks!! On ice!! See below.

    2. Hockey
    I know, I know, this was on the “not as good as boxing” list, but I’m putting it over because I can. Thanks to @sonofalink / David LeBlond) for the nomination, and to @clarkey96 / Patrick Clarke) for reminding me just how frickin cool that Stanley Cup was when our Canes hefted it over the ice recently. I’m also thinking you could get a LOT of beer in that cup. (Does it have little spigots near the bottom? It should.)

    3. Fishing
    Just kidding.

    4. Roller Derby
    There should be fishnets in boxing. I say it all the time: if I weren’t a boxer, I’d go out for the Carolina Rollergirls. Those girls kick ass and look mad cool doing it.

    5. Music
    In the creative angle category, @Renewabelle / Jessica Commins contributed this to the list with a dead-on-target Bob Marley quote: “One good thing about music… when it hits, you feel no pain.” That’s what I’m talkin’ about, Jess.

    6. Co-ed Naked Twister
    Had to put this in there, because @theofficetroll (see #1, fencing, above) cracked me up when he suggested it. I had no idea there would be so many pictures of this on Flickr. Wow.

    For the record, Mark also suggested bicycling (because you actually get somewhere), swimming (because you can’t hear Sly Stallone talking smack if you’re underwater), and board games (which result in far fewer bloody noses), and knitting (easier on the joints). I’m giving him fencing and Twister.

    7. Golf
    Well, it’s FAR less stinky than boxing, of that there is no doubt.

    But Ann Clark got downright poetic on Facebook with her love for the sport: “You get an all body workout especially if you walk the course, swing a lot (lol), play 18 holes, walk the hills, track through the rough/sand traps, and you are out in the fresh air.  You also learn mental discipline, patience, and a calmness/peacefulness being out with nature…It is also good for a few laughs (usually at yourself) which lifts the heart and spirit.”

    8. Sidesaddle
    Mel Hansen-Holloway, dedicated horse enthusiast, contributed this via on Facebook. She said, “[Riding sidesaddle is] lots of fun…and is kinder to hips, knees and the body in general…” And I would add that even horse poop smells better than boxing gloves.

    For the record, Jim Yadon tried to convince me that disc golf belonged on this list; he said he’s lost 50 pounds playing it. Dang, that’s impressive. Jim, I hereby give you an honorable mention. Keep sailing them out there.

    Got more? Put ’em in the comments! And thanks for joining in the fun with me.

    Image by Sophie’s Club Photos on Flickr
  • What’s Your Mic Check Song?

    What’s Your Mic Check Song?

    I can rock a shower stall with some tuneage. Ditto commuter solos in my Scion xB, windows rolled up. Public performances, not so much.

    But I still have the mic check fantasy.

    You know, it’s a couple of hours before the show and the band members are all on their instruments tuning up and stuff, and my sound man is trying to get the mix right. He gives me the nod and I make a minute adjustment to my wireless headset and give him something to work with.

    What do I belt out? I give him the lead-in to Fatboy Slim’s remix of Front 2 Back (click to play).

    In the fantasy, my percussion player breaks out some supportive rhythm behind me, and the keyboard chick grins and comes in right after. We start rollin’ it out and the handful of roadies left on the set bust a move or two as they finish up their work. The sound guy gets me in the mains, monitors, and gives me the thumbs up. The levels are awesome; I’m in Tha House. Everybody loves me. I am the party mistress, before whom all shall groove.

    I don’t mind that this will only ever happen in my dreams; that way I can keep the fantasy pristine.

    What’s your mic check song (fantasy or otherwise)?

  • What to Wear to Your First Gig, If You’re Four

    What to Wear to Your First Gig, If You’re Four

    Our boys have grown up in a rock house. See exhibit A, the Maker, above; they’re groomed for it before they’re outta Huggies.

    But the First, being first, set the bar for his younger sibs, and he did a pretty fair job of it.

    When he was four years old he had two friends at church named Jimmy and Julie who were his same age, and without whom he was rarely seen. Someone decided that the three of them would be a charming singing trio, and undertook to form them into a group, predictably named “The Cherubs,” which practiced regularly for several weeks.

    The First woke up stoked on the morning The Cherubs were set to debut. “I got my first gig today!” he told me when I got him out of bed.

    He dragged his underbed boxes out and chose his gig threads. His teacher had requested that the boys wear khakis and a dark shirt, but the First felt that was not quite gigworthy enough and dug around until he found his single favorite accessory: what we called his “Elvis belt.” It was a silver glitter belt that I’d found at some teenybopper shop; it was long enough on a four-year-old that it could circle him twice before buckling; very 80’s.

    And it really added just the right touch to the khakis and dark shirt thing.

    The sun shining through the windows of the church that morning made the belt throw some amazing sparkles around when the Cherubs went on. The First did some cool little Buddy Holly hip-swiveling when he noticed.

    Nobody stormed the stage, but they wanted to, I’m certain.

  • First Day of Public School

    First Day of Public School

    All three of our boys have been homeschooled. Two years ago the First decided he wanted to go to public school for his 7th grade year, and he made the transition beautifully. Last year the Ice followed him, and had his first year of middle school. This year the Maker was ready to take his turn, and will be in fourth grade. (They really do get younger every year.)

    The Maker had selected his outfit (pictured) and kitted up his camo backpack well in advance. When his dad was going through the backpack one last time to make sure his pencils, notebook, and signed forms were all present and accounted for, he saw a new addition: a recorder.

    “Uh, Honey, what do you need this for?” he asked, stumped.

    “It’s my recorder,” the Maker replied, as if it weren’t patently obvious. His parents can be so obtuse.

    “You’re probably not going to need that… uh, today.” The thought of future recorder lessons crossed both our minds: oh fun! The Husband glanced at me over the Maker’s head. I gave him the nod: It’ll be fine.

    “It’s a Yamaha,” the Maker explained, as if to dispel the last of our doubts… about something.

    “But, then again, I think it’ll be fine,” his dad offered, as they zipped the backpack up again. “You know, I’m pretty sure Billy Joel kept a recorder with him on the road to compose with.”

    “Yeah,” I said, ready for my opening, “‘Cause a  piano won’t fit in a backpack.”

    We all nodded solemnly, sagely.

    Don’t know if Billy Joel’s was a Yamaha, though.

  • Crüefest 2, Raw and Uncut

    Crüefest 2, Raw and Uncut

    I might have guessed when they split the entering crowd into a men’s line and a women’s line for a full-body pat-down that Crüefest might get a little out of control. It was hot as hell, no breeze, the drinking began well before any of the featured bands hit the main stage, and the inhalables were out before the sun went down. The crowd ran the gamut, but tended toward overweight, underdressed, rock rednecks who had girlfriends eager to strip off their shirts in public. If I don’t see another beer-bellied dude with pierced nipples for a long time I’ll be okay with that. And if the crowd was unruly, the bands, when they stopped playing and started talking, were way worse. When did great music become disconnected with the ability to complete a coherent sentence without dozens of f-bombs? I could be getting old.

    Nah. I’ve been to great concerts before, this just wasn’t one of them.

    Charm City Devils
    The first decent band to take the stage was Baltimore-based Charm City Devils, a straight-up garage-shaking classic rock band in the tradition of AC/DC and Guns n Roses, before either of those bands made it big. Their first release is being piloted by Crüe’s own Nikki Sixx through Eleven Seven Music. Their big single “Let’s Rock and Roll” seemed to go off well with the crowd, although I thought “It’s All About the Money” was much better. And high-voltage frontman John Allen, no less that many of the bigger bands at Crüefest, needs to shut up and sing. The patter is unbearably banal.

    Cavo
    While Drowning Pool did their screamo thing, I wandered over to a side stage and was pleased to catch Cavo in high rock mode, thrashing out earth-shattering guitar riffs and making my skin vibrate. I love standing three feet from a 16-speaker stack. Cavo is a bit more heavy metal than Charm City Devils, and they did a respectable job of rockloading that stage. Special props to grinning, bechained bass player Brian Smith, who delivered excellent frontman support and engaged the fans as well. (And he clearly works out; check out those biceps. I have such a thing for bass players. Was that a 5-string bass?) Btw, they did a nice video on YouTube thanking their fans for helping their single, Champagne climb up the charts. I didn’t hear them do Champagne, but Blame was a huge crowd pleaser during the time I was at their stage.

    Mosh WatchTheory of a Deadman
    When these guys took the main stage I had high hopes, but ended up being disappointed. They had drawn a good number of followers to the venue; I saw lots of home-made fanmerch (most notably super-tight, ripped, and puffy-painted “Bad Bad Girlfriend” tees) and expected the subsequent delivery of solid rock goods. However, lead singer Tyler Connolly had continuous trouble staying on pitch. He may have just been having a bad (bad) night, but he definitely had one all night long during this performance at Crüefest. They seemed to connect with the angst-flooded teen crowd, though, especially with I Hate My Life, which had every single high-schooler in the arena (and they were legion) on their feet, screaming the lyrics with fists in the air. ToaD “gets” highschoolers, I think. And what a great acronym, huh?

    Best of Show: Rev Theory
    So while ToaD riled up the teens, I headed over to a side stage to catch Rev Theory, which Rev Theorywas hands down the shock-runaway success of my entire Crüefest. This experienced band out of NYC has seen a good bit of success already, notably with World Wrestling Entertainment pushing some of their songs to the top of the charts, and leading them to a gig with Xbox LIVE. I happened to walk in on Far From Over (you MUST click through!), and got instantly pummeled by the grandeloquent, superinflated, unapologetic overload of heavy rock. These people NEED AN ARENA! And pyrotechnics! And more tight, slit-open leather, oh, yes, far far more! I was sucked in and giving them my full participation in Gimme a Hell, Gimme a Yeah, and actually got caught in a spontanteous mosh which broke my favorite pair of sunglasses and nearly got me squashed by an overzealous sweaty Hell Yeah dude, but it was all good. It was all excellent! It was a Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Queen-inspired, beyond Metallica wünderbeast. Screaming riff heaven. And the guitar player with the nose-ring and the long black hair? Torturously delicious rock crush. If you do nothing else, download Rev Theory NOW and turn it way, way up. Skip Drowning Pool, ToaD, even (gasp! I’m gonna say it!) Godsmack and Crüe, and give me more speakers, more power, and far more Rev Theory.

    I don’t know if I can continue, but I’ll try.

    Godsmack
    Let’s begin with the “don’t talk” part. True, I was still not recovered from the Rev Theory tsunami, but Godsmack was where I began to grow intensely weary of the endless string of uncreative profanity and meaningless chatter. The music was great, even outstanding, and there were certainly plenty of fireballs belched onto the stage to engage the most Rev Theory-dazed jade. Frontman Sully Erna knows how to do a show, but this one felt a little overscripted. The dueling-drum set piece was refreshing by virtue of Erna’s set being entirely done with hand drums and cymbals, and the intrumental break he spent encouraging front-row fans to take the guitar pick from his mouth was… diverting, but I wasn’t excited by the “Show us your t*ts” plea, and I ended up feeling underwhelmed by the show, despite a solid musical performance.

    Mötley Crüe
    This was arena rock in the great tradition of ELO, Journey, Styx, and Queen. The eerily-greenish padded cell (for the opener, Dr. Feelgood) was creepy and beautiful, and the strobe-lit walls were slowly split and flown up to be part of the mental-hospital-operating-room big set at the end of the number. The band rocked without a hitch through the entire Dr. Feelgood album, and thrilled the crowd with Kicksteart My Heart, Without You, and Same Ol’ Situation. The two long-legged glitter girls seemed a bit unnecessary, but I understand the desire of aging rock stars to keep baby candy on hand. I have to say, though, that Vince Neil is missing absolutely NONE of his range. That was deeply satisfying, and no mean trick.

    In retrospect, I’m not thrilled that I took my middle-schoolers to the show. I was proud of them, though; they listened carefully to my warnings to get clear of mosh pits as quickly as possible, and they were quiet and thoughtful when I shared my discouragement at the overall bad behavior, wretched language, and overt drug use at the concert. I think they loved the music for the music’s sake, and that’s the best way to come away from this Crüefest.

    Well, that and Rev Theory. Yeah.

    Rock Boyz