I stumbled across my “free will astrology” horoscope recently, which factually advised me that “it is an excellent time to coax out the tender, romantic side of [my] inner shark, as well as the inner shark of anyone [I’m] attracted to.”
As I reflected on my inner love shark, I decided the best way to “coax” the shark-man who is my obvious destiny would begin with a sultry yet toothsome (and perhaps even ferocious) playlist. This list is called The Obvious Destiny of Sharks, or more simply, Love Shark:
1. Adore / Prince
2. You’re My Flavor / Lenny Kravitz
3. Be Without You (Kendu Mix) / Mary J. Blige
4. Nice and Slow / Usher
5. Work It Out / Beyoncé
6. SexyBack / Justin Timberlake featuring Timbaland
7. My Lovely Man / Red Hot Chili Peppers
We have a love shark date tonight, which just might include dancing followed by a visit to the ER.