The Maker on Stilts

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Summer’s here and The Maker, nearly eleven, has an entire raft of projects underway.

Recently he disappeared for most of an afternoon and came home walking on these fantastic stilts that he made with his grandpa.

Me: Dude! Those are awesome!

TM: Thanks.

Me: How long did it take you to learn to walk on them?

TM: Three or four tries.

Me: How tall are they?

TM: The brace is eighteen inches.

Me: So what do you plan to do on them??

TM: Probably get past the creek to places I haven’t been.

Me: Oh. (thinking for a moment) Where haven’t you been?

TM: Past the creek.

Me: Well, right. Of course. So you can wade across the creek on those things?

TM: Sure.

Me: Can you go up stairs?

TM: Yup.

Me: What can’t you do on your stilts?

TM: Kick a soccer ball. And I can’t do “no hands” but I can do “one hand.” I hold one stilt in my hand and the other in my elbow pit.

Me: Do you think girls will like your new stilts?

TM: (uninterested) Sure.

Naturally I commandeered the new stilts for my own turn. None of the boys believed I would get up on the first try, but they didn’t know I had spent half my growing up years on stilts.

Stilts!

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15 responses to “The Maker on Stilts”

  1. Margaret Reyes Dempsey Avatar

    Those are so much cooler than those Romper Stompers I used to walk around on while watching Romper Room. Do you remember those things? 😉

    1. Lisa Creech Bledsoe Avatar

      Oh yeah, babeee. I think I had an actual plastic pair once, and we made homemade Romper Stompers out of fat tomato cans and nylon rope. My mother made us use them outdoors because they would have destroyed the linoleum. The Maker has made those before, too.

      Today he is sewing on his newly-repaired sewing machine. Making a pillow, I think. Also he has all his calligraphy stuff out.

      Not sure how I got such an interesting set of urchins, but I did.

      You have any urchins of your own, M?

      1. Margaret Reyes Dempsey Avatar

        Yes, an eleven-year-old boy who is wonderfully quirky, funny, and good-hearted. 🙂

        1. Lisa Creech Bledsoe Avatar

          I think I knew that, actually.

          And now I remember thinking “If these two ever got together, the world would never be the same. It would be infinitely better.”

          1. Margaret Reyes Dempsey Avatar

            Without a doubt. 🙂

  2. Girlboxing Avatar

    How awesome is that! I am, however, a scare-d-cat’s scare-d-cat when it comes to walking in ’em!

    1. Lisa Creech Bledsoe Avatar

      I think the trick is to start small, GB. My dad was telling me last night about how his first pair was only a couple inches off the ground. Then, once he was used to them, his father helped him build at really tall set.

      I didn’t have a low pair to learn on, but Margaret and I started out on Romper Stompers, which have a similar feel. Did you have a pair of those?

      1. Girlboxing Avatar

        Are you kidding me? Romper Stompers??? We’re talking growing up on the lower east side in the 1960’s! Roller skates with a key was about the only thing on my feet! 😉 Gosh – and an entire circus career thwarted before the age of 10!

          1. Girlboxing Avatar

            You are funny!!! :)))

  3. Jeffry Hogberg Avatar
    Jeffry Hogberg

    Love it!!!!!!!!! keeps them thinking,

  4. Laura Avatar
    Laura

    I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Your kids are awesome!

  5. Lisa Creech Bledsoe Avatar

    Thanks, y’all. 🙂

  6. Amy Scheer Avatar

    He’s tall even without the stilts! I’ve got one the same age–isn’t it crazy when you’re no longer finding them under your elbow? this kid can knock me down with a lean.

    1. Lisa Creech Bledsoe Avatar

      Between you, Margaret, GB, and me I guess we have a passel of kids this age. A quorum. Herd? 🙂 Just wait until all of them have blogs, Lordy. Brace yourselves, girlfriends.

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