I knew you would enjoy this, violent people that you are.
If only the purple one showed up better: it looks like if you enter without caution you could get a bloody lip. Like, a serious bloody lip, with enough blood to satisfy a whole pack of vampires. Of course, they say head wounds bleed a lot.
I also like “Dager,” which the husband says means dagger, but I think indicates danger. As in, Danger, you might slip on all the blood.
I’m also thinking of sneaking away with the “Leave now or els” which is so much like Leave now or eels that I giggle every time I see it.
Which really takes away from the aura of Dager.