the spit trick

From: The Husband
Subject: Oh, those trees have leaves!
To: Lisa

I told the optometrist that my contacts felt fine but that I couldn’t see as well out of them as I could out of my glasses. He did a quick “is this clearer or is that clearer” test and gave me a slightly stronger prescription and now I see pretty good, maybe even as well as with my glasses. I was in and out in 15 minutes.

From: Lisa
Subject: Re: Oh, those trees have leaves!
To: The Husband

Mark 8:23-25 (New International Version): “He took the blind man by the hand and led him outside the village. When he had spit on the man’s eyes and put his hands on him, Jesus asked, ‘Do you see anything?’ The man looked up and said, ‘I see people; they look like trees walking around.’ Once more Jesus put his hands on the man’s eyes. Then his eyes were opened, his sight was restored, and he saw everything clearly.”

From: The Husband
Subject: Re: Re: Oh, those trees have leaves!
To: Lisa

My optometrist couldn’t do the spit trick, he needed a bunch of fancy equipment.

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