Worst Halloween Decor Ever

It’s not like I expected elegance; I was at the Dollar Store. But these bad girls smacked me in the eyeballs as soon as I walked in and I nearly took a cramp from the pain. Yikes. You know those ugly ceramic masks everyone except for us hung on their wall in the 80’s? Mardi gras looking things? MIMES channelling Ace Frehley, with ribbons?

Ooo! You’re feeling that cramp coming on too, aren’t you?

I think it’s the star that did me in; it’s so sparkly-unicorn-wonderful. Don’t you just want to discuss that star with the… designer of these little monsters from hell?

By the way: these are candleholders. Yep. So the star sort of shines in the night, to guide the wise men to the baby Jesus.

I know. You want some, don’t you?

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4 Responses to Worst Halloween Decor Ever

  1. Jim Hemenway October 26, 2009 at 4:35 pm #


  2. Jonny B October 26, 2009 at 5:28 pm #

    I want some of those.

  3. Tom D. October 26, 2009 at 8:36 pm #

    You are sooooo getting one of these for Christmas……..LOL

  4. Lisa Creech Bledsoe October 26, 2009 at 8:52 pm #

    Y’all are funny. Jonny, if I get any for Christmas I’ll send ’em on to you.

    What I WANT is the Olympic Boxing Molly action figure. Post coming soon.

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